Thursday, December 13, 2012

Well, this is the inaugural post for I Should be Working.

Let's start off with some odd stories.
     Such as the man who carved a pentagram into his 6 year old son yesterday. He did it because yesterday(12/12/2012) was "a holy day".  Hearing the story I could've sworn this would be in Florida(the world's capital for crazy sh!t), but it turned out to be from Texas. Not surprisingly the man has a history of spousal abuse, but his neighbors were shocked to hear the newest developement. Even the cops said this would be something you'd "see in the movies".

     Let's move on to a possibly creepier matter, like the plot to castrate and murder Justin Bieber. A man serving a little short of a millenia put out a bounty on the danglies of the Biebs for about as much for a used car($2500 per teste). The fully grown prison inmate reportedly is obsessed(he has a tattoo in the likeness of Justin Bieber on his leg) with the pop star and had some sort of weird ritualistic murder planned out for him in New York after his latest November shows. The things involved were garden shears, various "murder tools" as the police called them, and most importantly to the fan a paisely neck-tie. It was very important to the deranged die-hard that Mr. Bieber be strangled with a specifically paisely neck-tie. When the two henchmen failed their task the
mastermind gave himself and his henchmen up.

     Now that we've done all the dark and gloomy I'd like to go out on a funny note. Apparently some wives weren't exactly amused with some provided entertainment from Vietjet Air. The airline just started a new line of travel from Ho Chi Minh City to Nha Trang and to celebrate they hired local beauty queens to don bikinis and pass out teddy bears.

Somebody complained to the country's Civil Aviation Administration and the Vietjet Air was fined 20 Million Dong(just under $960 US) for not recieving official approval prior to the event.



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